Happy new year, everybody! Congratulations on surviving another lap around the sun. At this rate, you could probably hit at least another six or seven. I'm sure you've made plenty of resolutions for the new year. You're probably going to fail most of them before February. But if you need to pick one … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: Festival Calendar February 2015
Oh February. What would I do without you? Nothing much, since I was born in you. But since I doubt most of you will be celebrating my birthday with me, let's give you something else to celebrate. How about Carnival? The craziest parties all over the world leading up to one of the longest stretch of … [Read more...]
Out in the World: Bloody and Mary’s February 2013
I have absolutely no memory of my 21st birthday, but I'm told I had a great time cutting the line to the bathroom, justifying the dickery by shouting out, "it's my birthday, mother fuckers!" The Elsewhere Man, ladies and gentlemen. Judge me if you will, the point is... it's my birthday month, mother … [Read more...]