As my longtime readers know, I love food. I love eating. I'll eat just about anything that can't be found on an endangered species list. And come on, if you could find ethically sourced human meat, you wouldn't give it a try? I'll have a 22 oz. Kanye porterhouse, blue rare. Unfortunately, since I've … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: Once More, With Feeling August 2014
One thing I learned entering the second year of Elsewhere Plans: it's gonna be a hell of a lot easier this year. Turns out, a lot of things worth going to are worth going to twice. Who know? I'll be updating as necessary, but much of the information is a foundation on which to build a solid Animal … [Read more...]
Matador Network: 9 of California’s most epic concert venues
The past few weeks, I've been partnering with Matador Network and Visit California to answer the question: "what makes you #dreambig in California?" I'm a sellout, but I'm a sellout doing and writing about what he loves. I'll have a few articles popping up in the next few weeks as part of this … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: Boom in June 2014
And thus we enter the first real month of Summer for the northern hemisphere. Otherwise known as the hemisphere where shit actually goes down. With love to those crazy Southies, of course, and I'll take that back when New Zealand and Uruguay start pumping festivals out their wazoos, but the North … [Read more...]
Out in the World: Bloody and Mary’s February 2013
I have absolutely no memory of my 21st birthday, but I'm told I had a great time cutting the line to the bathroom, justifying the dickery by shouting out, "it's my birthday, mother fuckers!" The Elsewhere Man, ladies and gentlemen. Judge me if you will, the point is... it's my birthday month, mother … [Read more...]