I'm gonna try to be positive here. There are so many awesome festivals to go to this month. A nice mix of cultural festivals to really make you feel like you've delved into a new part of the world, and a spattering of music festivals to keep your sense of karma and health chemically castrated. But I … [Read more...]
Out in the World: Bloody and Mary’s February 2013
I have absolutely no memory of my 21st birthday, but I'm told I had a great time cutting the line to the bathroom, justifying the dickery by shouting out, "it's my birthday, mother fuckers!" The Elsewhere Man, ladies and gentlemen. Judge me if you will, the point is... it's my birthday month, mother … [Read more...]
Out in the World: New Year’s Here January 2014
It seems like just about every single one of my posts starts with "I'm back!" I guess that's technically true for any post on any website (except those basement dudes who never left in the first place) but what I'm trying to say is, I'll try to make my posts more frequent from now on. I just spent … [Read more...]
Out in the World: Spooky and Kooky November 2013
I'm back, and I've got an event calendar out early enough to use! Say it ain't so! Plenty of time to write as I'm currently killin' it in Los Angeles with the Original Friends before kicking off to Australia on November 5th. So if you're around Melbourne and want to grab a beer, let me know. Of … [Read more...]
Out in the World: Back like a Rib Rack October 2013
Excuse the horrible title pun. It's trying to distract you from how late this Events calendar is this month. And yes, that last sentence nullifies all the others. I don't care. I have an astronaut's jetlag right now, and it's only fair that you share my pain. I spent the last month of my life … [Read more...]