After sitting on the toilet for twenty minutes, your legs fall asleep. It’s an easy enough fix, any PhD in common medicine will prescribe a couple quick shakes to get the nerves moving again. But with David wrapped around me, groin in my face, pinning me, there was nowhere to shake, nowhere to … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: Once More, With Feeling August 2014
One thing I learned entering the second year of Elsewhere Plans: it's gonna be a hell of a lot easier this year. Turns out, a lot of things worth going to are worth going to twice. Who know? I'll be updating as necessary, but much of the information is a foundation on which to build a solid Animal … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: If you say you’re not having fun, July’in’.
This is a very special edition of Elsewhere Plans, because it marks the one year anniversary of the beginning of the feature. Man. 12 whole editions. Of course, I missed a month once, but let's go ahead and say it operates under the "13th floor of a hotel" principle. Just ignore it. I'm gonna do … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: May Flowers 2014
I'm gonna try to be positive here. There are so many awesome festivals to go to this month. A nice mix of cultural festivals to really make you feel like you've delved into a new part of the world, and a spattering of music festivals to keep your sense of karma and health chemically castrated. But I … [Read more...]
Out in the World: Back like a Rib Rack October 2013
Excuse the horrible title pun. It's trying to distract you from how late this Events calendar is this month. And yes, that last sentence nullifies all the others. I don't care. I have an astronaut's jetlag right now, and it's only fair that you share my pain. I spent the last month of my life … [Read more...]