One thing I learned entering the second year of Elsewhere Plans: it's gonna be a hell of a lot easier this year. Turns out, a lot of things worth going to are worth going to twice. Who know? I'll be updating as necessary, but much of the information is a foundation on which to build a solid Animal … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: If you say you’re not having fun, July’in’.
This is a very special edition of Elsewhere Plans, because it marks the one year anniversary of the beginning of the feature. Man. 12 whole editions. Of course, I missed a month once, but let's go ahead and say it operates under the "13th floor of a hotel" principle. Just ignore it. I'm gonna do … [Read more...]
Out in the World: Bloody and Mary’s February 2013
I have absolutely no memory of my 21st birthday, but I'm told I had a great time cutting the line to the bathroom, justifying the dickery by shouting out, "it's my birthday, mother fuckers!" The Elsewhere Man, ladies and gentlemen. Judge me if you will, the point is... it's my birthday month, mother … [Read more...]
Out in the World: Spooky and Kooky November 2013
I'm back, and I've got an event calendar out early enough to use! Say it ain't so! Plenty of time to write as I'm currently killin' it in Los Angeles with the Original Friends before kicking off to Australia on November 5th. So if you're around Melbourne and want to grab a beer, let me know. Of … [Read more...]