I have absolutely no memory of my 21st birthday, but I'm told I had a great time cutting the line to the bathroom, justifying the dickery by shouting out, "it's my birthday, mother fuckers!" The Elsewhere Man, ladies and gentlemen. Judge me if you will, the point is... it's my birthday month, mother … [Read more...]
Out in the World: New Year’s Here January 2014
It seems like just about every single one of my posts starts with "I'm back!" I guess that's technically true for any post on any website (except those basement dudes who never left in the first place) but what I'm trying to say is, I'll try to make my posts more frequent from now on. I just spent … [Read more...]