All You Really Need To Know Cost: $48/person for the entrance ticket, while food inside ranges from $2 (chicken feet) to $20 (stallion shot) What: Food Festival Where: Hokitika, South Island, New Zealand When: Mid-March Why: Because you saw a porn involving drinking horse semen and it … [Read more...]
Snacking Strange: Take the 30 day No Fridge challenge
As you may know, I currently live in my car. I spend every night on reclined seats, pushed as far back as they can go (and yet never fully flat), stuffed into a sleeping bag with my ankles secured firmly by the front seats and the emergency parking brake. I shower in lakes sometimes, and hang my … [Read more...]
Snacking Strange: The Beating Heart of a Living Snake
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING POST CONTAINS IMAGES AND PICTURES THAT MAY UPSET ANIMAL LOVERS AND PEOPLE WITH SOULS. IT UPSETS ME, AND I WAS THERE. “Eat your heart out.” That’s what the guide’s shirt said. The cartoon snake lay sedated from a submissive position near the hem, his big, Disney-esque … [Read more...]
Snacking Strange: Jellyfish – Spongebob wasn’t onto something…
When I was a little kid, I wasn’t afraid of anything but looping roller coasters and STDs. I always thought I was gonna fall right through the harness and wind up horribly disfigured. And that applies to both my childhood fears. But other than those, I was a brave kid. Climbing trees, swinging from … [Read more...]
Snacking Strange #2: Pig’s Brain
I woke to a pounding, though from my head or the door I couldn’t be sure. My eyes pressed painfully into the back of my eyelids, threatening to burst open and leave me sprawled like a fucked-up jack-o-lantern on my bed. The inside of my mouth was ash. Laced with the fractal imprints of an entire … [Read more...]