Happy new year, everybody! Congratulations on surviving another lap around the sun. At this rate, you could probably hit at least another six or seven. I'm sure you've made plenty of resolutions for the new year. You're probably going to fail most of them before February. But if you need to pick one … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: Festivals Calendar December 2015
You guys, it's the holiday season! Time to completely give up on every semblance of health you thought you gave a shit about until March. Those warm clothes will cover up the pudge anyway. But while you're wasting away in a soggy puddle of cinnamon buns and shame, why not try to hit a festival … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: Festival Calendar November 2015
Here we are, November. This year is absolutely flying by, right? I don't even know where I'll be when these festivals come around. Hopefully you have a better handle on your life than I do, but if not, then I'd be happy to give you suggestions on where to go. For the first time since I started … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: Festival Calendar October 2015
The spookiest month of the year is also one of the lightest. Everybody's in their homes, planning their Halloween costumes. And by planning, I of course mean that they're looking at pictures of everybody's else's costumes on Pinterest while imagining that they will have just as great of a costume. … [Read more...]
Elsewhere Plans: Festival Calendar September 2015
Since most festivals happen once a year, I have a pretty easy time putting these things together. I just consult the previous year's events, get the new dates, throw in any new ones, and badabing badaboom, check dat SEO. But going through last year's festivals for September was a little like Thor … [Read more...]